child.
My face is even worse.
holy sunburn.
(Source: letthemhearit)
Last night.
So not worth this hangover.
I just saw someone get full on smashed by a taxi. Out of 20 or so bystanders why was I the only one who called 911 for the unconscious man bleeding from the head? Fucking New York.
Dude. This kid even has a chandelier that was made for me.
,
This night just took the weirdest turn it could possibly have taken. What the fuck am I doing with my life.
I’m pretty sure I just stole a handle of vodka from a seventeen year old
Chalk it up to me being a good role model.
