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Oh, I'm so angry I could piss glue!!

Char. 21. NYC. I'm fat and occasionally sassy.

Level 10 Reblogger.
Level 6 Whiny Text Poster.
Level -1 Gif Maker.




Pinkamena
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
-Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)

abercrombier:

hi everyone whats up!!!! ok so since i’ve been doing a lot of master posts lately, i thought i could give you something useful and something 850% of us struggle with: makeup. so  i tried to find the best for you guys so i hope you find this useful and resourceful and maybe you’ll learn some things!!!! if there’s something that’s not on here i will gladly find it for you babe!!!! good luck, i love you!!! stay hot stay fresh stay yes mhmm -shakes xx
[check out my other master-posts; harry styles fanfic master-post, zayn malik fanfic master-post, life hacks // websites, life hacks // websites p2 [school edition], bad mood? wanna relax? no prob] +++ request a masterpost here, and message me if you need anything!!!!
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FACE
1 // FOUNDATION
5 of the best foundations 
acne foundation routine
best powder foundations
quick foundation tip
how to apply liquid foundation
2 // CONTOUR // BLUSH ETC.
breaking it down
makeup highlights tutorial
blush for your skin tone
how to apply bronzer
how to contour your face
apply blush like a pro
blush according to your face shape
3 // OTHER
fake freckles with make-up
wash your face correctly
how to wash your face 101
EYES
1 // EYELINER
ombre eyeliner
d.i.y. gel liner
get the perfect winged liner
get winged liner using tape
awesome eyeliner tricks
9 different eyeliner looks
different eyeliner styles
2 // EYESHADOW
guide to applying eyeshadow
suit your eyeshadow to your eyes
glittery smoky eye
get the perfect smoky eye
3 // EYELASHES
get beautiful lashes
how to apply fake lashes
4 // EYEBROWS
best eyebrows for your face shape
get the perfect eyebrows 
eyebrow solutions
5 // OTHER
make your eyes look huge
eye make up with a spoon
make-up tricks for brown eyes
get rid of dark circles
how to change your eye shape
LIPS
a shade for every occasion
kool-aid lip stain
best lipsticks for blondes
hot red lips
how to get gradient lips
lipstick shades for fall
how to make any lipstick look matte
get soft kissable lips
OTHER
1 // BRUSHES
make-up brush tutorial 
brush tricks
clean your makeup brushes
make-up brush guide
2 // TIPS & TRICKS
long lasting makeup tricks
victoria’s secret model tips
saving face
beginner’s guide
when will it expire?
10 makeup tips from mac
best tips from professionals
18 beauty essentials
basics you should own

abercrombier:

hi everyone whats up!!!! ok so since i’ve been doing a lot of master posts lately, i thought i could give you something useful and something 850% of us struggle with: makeup. so  i tried to find the best for you guys so i hope you find this useful and resourceful and maybe you’ll learn some things!!!! if there’s something that’s not on here i will gladly find it for you babe!!!! good luck, i love you!!! stay hot stay fresh stay yes mhmm -shakes xx

[check out my other master-posts; harry styles fanfic master-postzayn malik fanfic master-postlife hacks // websiteslife hacks // websites p2 [school edition]bad mood? wanna relax? no prob] +++ request a masterpost here, and message me if you need anything!!!!

X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X 

FACE

1 // FOUNDATION

2 // CONTOUR // BLUSH ETC.

3 // OTHER

EYES

1 // EYELINER

2 // EYESHADOW

3 // EYELASHES

4 // EYEBROWS

5 // OTHER

LIPS

OTHER

1 // BRUSHES

2 // TIPS & TRICKS


gradientlair:

Retta on Conan in 2012 with literally the best joke ever and she really was not here for the stereotyping and profiling while driving. #neverforget


sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.

sofapizza:

retrofuturs:

3D Printing

what a time to be alive.


homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard



My dinner for the night: cock flavored soup mix.

My dinner for the night: cock flavored soup mix.


psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music


None of these people are me.

None of these people are me.


goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

goatwing:

*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*