January 2012
Jan 1st
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Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
Jan 1st
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wincested: iangallaghers: what if as punishment karp starts removing the letter e from every post that we make. #what if karp makes it so that the only letters we can use are the ones in his name? krap.
Jan 1st
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wakingthegoldenwood: “Why. is. it. always. so. bloody. difficult. with. you.” e muttered furiously, punctuating each word with a kiss. “Why can’t you just accept this, accept us?” Tumblr groaned, eyes shut and the familiar arousal spiking at the feel of e’s skin on his. It wasn’t right, it wasn’t, but he couldn’t deny that something in him, some missing part woke up inside of him with this...
Jan 1st
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December 2011
When you ship a pairing from a show you don't even...
raphmike: glee. all the time.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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i love you people.
Dec 31st
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oneuglymouth: 00sjams: It Happens Everytime | Dream Street Oh. My. Fuckingjesusfuckingchristofholyfuck. what diane said. also, memories. alsox2 wanna give me orgasms? be chris trousdale. and not openly gay. at the same time.
Dec 31st
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I slept in my cousin’s bed last night because he... →
dued: I slept in my cousin’s bed last night because he was gone. I laid there for a long time before going to sleep, staring at the ceiling and thinking “Robby totally jacks off here.” “I wonder what he jacks off into” “Oh god is it on the sheets” “Oh god is it on the pillow” “What if I get pregnant from stale cum” “Well at least we’re just step cousins.” “I wonder what he gets off to.” “Oh god...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
Dec 29th
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relapsing is always fun. the triggers are always surprising, too. yay.
Dec 29th
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comicsansviolinist: how do you even date someone what do you do do you talk about otps and ships
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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nicklugo: my favorite ice breakers are wanna see my penis can you deepthroat will you ever leave me
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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letscuttlelikefish replied to your post: HOW DARE YOU IGNORE YOUR FOLLOWERS! but then again they’re prolly wearing pants… so it’s understandable Good thing I’m sitting in my sexy polar bear boxers Phew! That could have been a disaster. Crisis averted.
Dec 26th
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ameaninglessstarinthesky replied to your post: HOW DARE YOU IGNORE YOUR FOLLOWERS! but then again they’re prolly wearing pants… so it’s understandable Do footie pajamas count as pants? Hmm. I vote no. You’re in the clear:)
Dec 26th
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naturallynaked asked: HOW DARE YOU IGNORE YOUR FOLLOWERS! but then again they're prolly wearing pants... so it's understandable
Dec 26th
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letscuttlelikefish replied to your post: Hey cutie.. Yo mama let you date? Please tell me you enjoy these as much as I do when I send them haha I most definitely do:D (also, i love the new url)
Dec 26th
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Anonymous asked: Hey cutie.. Yo mama let you date?
Dec 24th
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too drunk to respond to any of my (few) messages...
I love you all/not ignoring you.
Dec 24th
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minionier: misterkrillitane: theoncomingsagan: i just walked out of my room past my mother to go to the bathroom and brush my teeth  and she was quietly cackling to herself and under her breath, i heard her say i love the jews the jews are fucking hysterical vikki what the hell is your life I’m not even Jewish, and I’m terrified.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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ladyneiner: fox-power: There is no such thing as a “hymen” the way you know it. The entire concept of virginity is a social structure and here’s the anatomy to prove it. Its so creepy to think about how widespread the psuedo-science of virginity is. Its myth and misinformation at best and straight up lies at worst. Learn you some! ^  I knew virginity was a social structure, but I didn’t...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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thecoolestbitch: I shipped lizzie/gordo before I knew what shipping was
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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“Can we wonder around the east village? and find cool things and get lost?”
– Lilli
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Anonymous asked: and how many people do you follow?
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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me: internet frien-
parents: PEDOPHILES
friends: PEDOPHILES
people at school: PEDOPHILES
Dec 23rd
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